What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:15
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Minds and Behinds
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is every dictators biggest fear?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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